Sunday, October 02, 2005

Fuck the Ghetto

some waste of sperm stole my bike in Richmond CA. It's a third world city full of missing teeth, dew rags, and crack. This is my new ride courtesy of Bret. You can tell we're washed up bmxers because we share a bike now. I think it's gonna get two pegs on the back so we can show up at the skatepark and strut our stuff like true burnouts. It'll be a lot of flatbottom landings and skids. Bret said I'm only allowed to modify this bike by putting on bigger handlebars and he said I always have to fly at a 45 degree angle landing back tire first.

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