If the Queen of England was in the middle of a tea party and the man next to her said he was about to light a fart, she would look away in disgust until she heard the lighter flick. Sometimes I feel like I live in a frat house. Oh well, this stuff is still funny.
Eyes on the eyelids makes for a scary effect
He wasn't wearing shorts, so we ran out of canvas.
Brian my friend. . . sorry. . . etc.