AS Pigs Fly

Killian called his girlfriend and told her that he was swimming across the bay to see her. It was a lie. He showed up at Horsebite Headquarters with a bucket of water from the bay that also contained some sea mud, a dead fish, some muscles, and a live jellyfish.

We covered him in the filthy shit.

After that, he drove across town, snuck up to her front door, placed the Jellyfish down, then knocked while covered in wretched organisms. Thats the last we saw of him.

He crazy or brilliant, probably both.