4-Lokalypse

The local vendors are selling their stock. To those of you in NY, this is nothing new. Our beloved 4-Loko and its relatives are soon no longer available to smash your stupid organs. We will miss the times of consentual blackouts and nervous twitches in recovery. 4-Loko meant the weak could afford to be brave. 4-Loko was a friend of ours and will be missed. The Horsebite Cafe admires the effort of this special drink to hit its mark of incredible potency instead of slugging daintily for the controls. 4-Loko is a friend and will be missed. Stock up on this poison. I know some real booger eating sluts who will buy it for top dollar later.